This is a list of charming wax figures that cannot move, breathe, or talk. Is it shocking that they are weirdly attractive? Yes! Should one be ashamed of being weirdly fascinated by them?
No! The society is not to blame that Madame Tussauds is so good at making lifeless humanoid thirst traps—like this recent rendition of Prince Harry—and if lusting after a waxy Zac Efron is wrong, it's better not to be right.
That said, here are 15 celebrity wax figures that are undeniably hot.
15 Shirtless Justin Bieber
Wow, Michelangelo should probably quit his job (oh wait, he's dead) because this wax figure of Justin Bieber completely trumps the great staute of David
The fact that the person who created this went to the trouble of making sure Justin's pants were sagging in the most Bieber-y way is a true proof of the artistry that went into his sculpture.
14 Leonardo DiCaprio
Sure, this wax version of Leonardo DiCaprio looks more like a recently drowned-and-resuscitated Jack Dawson than the actor himself, but there's something about those sleepy dead eyes that can just make anyone swoon.
On a more serious note, This wax figure would be much more historically accurate if he was surrounded by a revolving fleet of way-too-young-for-him wax supermodels.
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